Dark Souls 3 may be amazing, but some of us? Some of us just don't want to play it. Here's 5 terrible reasons why. Click here to subscribe.
Apologies to the people of Aberdeen/Aberdeen city council.
Dark Souls 3 is the latest in a long line of punishing action-RPGs that have built up massive cult appeal. But Dark Souls, Demons Souls, Bloodborne... they're an acquired taste, and though it is considered by some to be an affront to decency, a lot of people just can't get into them. Our very own Jim is one of those people.
Simon has his issues with the Souls games too. Check out our let's play series, A Man Who Hates Bloodborne Plays Bloodborne, to see why.
Like Gears of War? Fancy a less silly list? Simon has 8 things you NEED to know about Gears of War 4 - a real game. For real men. About a real war. Etc. Check it out here.
And just for fun, here's a treat for Sniper Elite fans - click here for the seven best nut shots in games.